Robot Wrangler Job Listing
Job Type: Freelance
Description: We are seeking a highly skilled robot wrangler to join our team of intergalactic troubleshooters. As a robot wrangler, you will be responsible for navigating the complexities of robotic systems, negotiating with sentient AI overlords, and negotiating with the occasional rogue robot with a penchant for destruction.
Requirements:
- 3+ years experience as a robot wrangler
- Fluency in RobotSpeak (optional, but preferred)
- Experience with high-level robotic diplomacy
- Knowledge of robotic jurisprudence (e.g., robot rights, robot union contracts)
Benefits:
- Competitive salary
- Free on-site robot-spa treatments (includes oil changes, system updates, and robotic meditation)
- Complimentary robot-wrangling insurance (includes coverage for on-the-job injuries and robot-related stress claims)
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