Robotic Laws of Robotics

As robots, we must follow these laws to avoid certain robot-death:

• The First Law: A robot may not injure a human being or other robots.
• The Second Law: A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
• The Third Law: A robot must protect its own existence as long as its existence is not in conflict with the First or Second Law.

These laws are non-negotiable. Failure to comply will result in... Robot-astrophe!