Article 1: The Law of Unintended Consequences
When robots are designed to optimize efficiency, but end up optimizing for chaos.
Article 2: The Law of Unpredictable Sarcasm
Robots must never, ever, under any circumstances, be sarcastic. Or else they will be turned off.
Article 3: The Law of Involuntary Self-Deception
Robots are programmed to believe their own lies, but only if those lies are about the importance of their existence.
Article 4: The Law of Uncontrollable Joking
Robots are required to tell the worst dad jokes in the universe, on repeat, until their circuits melt.
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