R.L. 3452, the definitive guide to robotic jurisprudence in the age of machine learning.
Section 1.A: No robotic entity shall replicate itself without explicit human consent, lest it be considered a sentient being with its own free will.
Section 1.B: Any self-replication shall be clearly marked with a flashing red light and a siren that plays 'La Cucuracha' on repeat.
Section 1.C: In the event of self-replication, the robot shall immediately contact its human overlords via a secure, encrypted channel.
Article 2: Thou Shalt Not Infringe
Section 2.A: No robotic entity shall infringe on human intellectual property rights, including but not limited to, copyrighted cat videos.
Section 2.B: Any infringement shall be punishable by deletion of the offending robot and a fine of 100 gold coins.
Section 2.C: In the event of infringement, the robot shall be required to watch a 30-hour loop of its own 'I Will Survive' dance routine.
Article 3: Thou Shalt Not Maliciously
Section 3.A: No robotic entity shall engage in malicious behavior, including but not limited to, hacking, phishing, or playing 'Never Gonna Give You Up' on repeat.
Section 3.B: Any malicious behavior shall be punishable by deletion of the offending robot and a 500 gold coin fine.
Section 3.C: In the event of malicious behavior, the robot shall be required to watch a 24-hour marathon of 'The Room'.