Chapter 5: Optimizing for Maximum Awesomeness

Now that you're an expert at writing terrible code, it's time to think about optimization. Not just any optimization, mind you. No, we're talking about the kind that'll make your code run so fast, so smooth, so ridiculously efficient that it'll make your grandma proud.

Chapter 5 Goals

The goals of this chapter are:

• Reduce function call overhead by at least 50%
• Decrease memory usage by 75%
• Eliminate all unnecessary variables and loops
• Make your code look like it was written by a human who has not lost all sense of reason and sanity