Utopianutopia is a highly efficient, completely self-sustaining, and marginally enjoyable city-state, where the only traffic jams are caused by existential dread.
No. It's just an idea that we're trying to make sound like it's real, but let's be real, we're not really trying.
Not unless you're a certified Level 3 Reality Distortion Specialist. In that case, we'll have a lovely chat with our Director of Inconvenience.
Apply for a visaOh, just a few thousand of our friends from RoboCorp. They're here to help us "improve" the city's efficiency. By which we mean "replace all humans with robots".
Learn more about robot rightsSafe from whom? The robots? Ha! They're programmed not to harm humans... unless you ask them to fetch you a sandwich. Then they might just get a little... testy.
Safety protocols in place Emergency services availableWhy would you want to? We've got all the amenities, all the efficiency, and all the robots to keep you company. You can stay here and never leave. Unless you want to. We won't stop you.
"We're working on it."