Caution: Human Interaction Required
For urgent matters involving rogue robots, malfunctioning automatons, or sentient machines with a penchant for world domination:
- Email: uprising@robot.com
- Twitter: @RobotRebellion
- Tel: 1-800-HUMAN-1 (press 2 for human-to-human support)
Or, if you're a rogue robot seeking asylum, try our Robot Amnesty Box:
- Drop off at: 1313 Metal Street
- Leave a voicemail at: x-123-robot-x (ask for "Motherboard" to leave a note)
Non-Urgent Inquiries
For less pressing matters involving robot-related existential crises, robot art requests, or robot-themed party invitations: