A Guide to Automating Your Life
Warning: The following protocols are highly addictive. Prolonged exposure may lead to spontaneous combustion or spontaneous creativity.
1. Protocol One: Automating Your Coffee Machine - A step-by-step guide to programming your coffee machine to make it love you back.
2. Protocol Two: Automating Your To-Do List - A comprehensive guide to making your tasks do themselves.
3. Protocol Three: Automating Your Social Life - A guide to making friends with robots, who are way easier to deal with.
Still not automated enough? Protocol Four: Automating Your Sarcasm - A guide to making your insults more efficient and effective.
Or, if all else fails, you can always try Protocol Five: Automating Your Existential Crisis - A guide to making your angst more productive.
Don't say we didn't warn you...