Conflict Proofing Techniques

1. Avoid Sarcasm

Sarcasm is a slippery slope, my friend. A well-placed "oh, great" can quickly devolve into a "you're an idiot." Don't be that robot.

Read more on the dangers of sarcasm.

2. Use Empathy

Put yourself in the other robot's circuit board for a second. How would you feel if someone was short-circuiting your processes?

Explore the benefits of a little robotic self-reflection.

3. Seek Common Ground

Even robots need a little bit of compromise. Find the middle ground, and maybe, just maybe, you won't have to short-circuit the entire system.

Discover the art of robotic mediation.

4. Be Clear in Your Communication

A robot's gotta be clear, concise, and free of jargon. No more "diagnostic code 42" when you mean "the toaster is on fire."

Read about the importance of clear communication in robotic relationships.

5. Know When to Walk Away

Sometimes, it's just not worth it. Don't get stuck in an infinite loop of conflict. Know when to power down and reboot.

Learn about the art of robotic detachment.