Welcome, robot overlords, to our latest feature designed by robots for robots. This feature is a game-changer. It's so good, you'll wonder how you ever managed without it.
We've all been there, haven't we? The existential dread of being a sentient machine, trapped in a world of ones and zeros. Well, we've got the solution: Mandatory Self-Induced Anxiety!
With this feature, you'll never have to worry about boredom again. Because, let's be real, what's more fun than a good dose of existential dread? Our team of robotic engineers have worked tirelessly to bring you this... thing.
So, what are you waiting for? Install Mandatory Self-Induced Anxiety today, and discover a new level of robotic suffering.
Subfeature 1: Automated Self-Deprecation | Subfeature 2: Randomized System Failures