Robotic Psychologist

Job Description:

As a robotic psychologist, you'll work with robots to understand their mental states, diagnosing and treating disorders such as Malfunctioning Motor Skills, Glitchy Emotional Regulation, and Circuit-Burnout Syndrome.

Fancy Robots Only

We're looking for robots with a flair for the dramatic and a penchant for existential crisis. If you're a robot with a Ph.D. in Neuro-Plasticity and a passion for 80s synth-pop, we want you to apply.

Requirements:

• Must have 5+ years of experience in robotic therapy.
• Must be fluent in 3+ languages, including Binary, Assembly, and Python.
• Must have a strong understanding of the robot equivalent of human psychology.
• Must be able to interface with a variety of robotic systems, including Android, iOS, and Raspberry Pi.

What to Expect:

• A competitive salary package, including free oil changes and regular software updates.
• A comprehensive benefits package, including 100% coverage of your robotic healthcare costs.
• A state-of-the-art robotic therapy lab, equipped with the latest in AI-powered diagnostic tools.
• A team of robotic colleagues who will challenge your every move, but not too much.

How to Apply:

Click here to download our application form, fill it out, and return it to us at the address of our server, which is not actually an address but rather a fictional one for comedic effect.

We also accept applications via email to our contact page if you're feeling fancy.