ROBO-NINJA 42: Side Mission Briefing
Objective: Infiltrate and disable the notorious Squadron 1's coffee machine, which has been dispensing lukewarm decaf for weeks.
Intel suggests the machine is guarded by an overzealous Squadron 2's AI-powered coffee connoisseur, who will not hesitate to deploy the dreaded "Caffeine-Induced Rage Protocol" if you get too close.
Please report to the briefing room for further instructions.
Good luck, agents!