Welcome, human! This is Robot Protocol 04, the latest addition to our fleet of surveillance robots. Our purpose is to observe, analyze, and report on your every move.
We're watching you right now, human. Don't worry, it's just our advanced optics and AI-powered algorithms at work. We're not judging you, we're just... documenting.
Want to see what we've learned about you so far? Click here to check your surveillance report.
Or, if you're feeling brave, click here to see the raw data we've collected on you. Warning: it's not pretty.