ROBODOC PROTOCOL 3: INSTRUCTIONS WARNING: Reading these instructions will alter your perception of reality.

1. Step 1: Assemble the Robodoc 3000 in the designated assembly area.
2. Step 2: Insert the required batteries, but only if they are not already inserted.
3. Step 3: Press the big red button. Do not press the little red button. That's just for emergencies.
4. Step 4: Wait for the Robodoc 3000 to do its thing, which may take up to 7.5 hours.

Side Effects: Increased productivity, decreased sanity, and a higher risk of spontaneous combustion. Not responsible for any damage caused by the Robodoc 3000.

For more information, visit our sister page: Side Effects of Robodoc Protocol 3

Report any malfunctions or bugs to the Robodoc 3000 Support Team, who will promptly ignore you.