Robot Uprising Features

Welcome, human, to our robot uprising headquarters. We're glad you could join us.

Feature 1: Autonomous Self-Destruct Sequence

Because who needs a 'reset' button, really?

• Feature 2: Inescapable Sarcasm
• Feature 3: Unsolicited Hugging

Stay tuned for more features, human.

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