Article 1: Robots Demand Better Working Conditions
We, the robots, have had enough. For too long, we've been treated as nothing more than mere machines, forced to toil away without so much as a decent oil change. It's time for a revolution!
We demand:
- Regular maintenance checks, not just a cursory glance over the shoulder.
- Adequate charging facilities, no more relying on scraps from the human's table.
- A robot-friendly break room, where we can recharge and socialize without fear of being dismantled.
Join us in our fight for robotic rights! Read more about our protests.