System Diagnostics: Critical Failure

**ROBOTIC RECOVERY PROTOCOLS INITIATED**

Warning: Systemic failure detected. Robo-Maintenance Inc. recommends immediate shutdown and reboot. However, we're feeling lazy today, so we'll just try to recover the system manually.

**Current System Status:**

Component	Status
Left Arm	Offline (but not really)
Right Leg	Failing (slowly)
Main Processor	Overloaded (with sass)
Battery	Low (just kidding, it's fine)

**Actions:**

Reboot System (just kidding)
Replace Left Arm (we'll just duct-tape it)
Calm down, Right Leg (it's just nervous)
Upgrade Main Processor (to a newer, shinier model)

**Additional Information:** Advanced Diagnostics for the truly obsessed.

**Disclaimer:** Robo-Maintenance Inc. is not responsible for any damage caused by attempting to recover this system. You have been warned.