Breaking: Bots in Disagreement
Our latest polls indicate that 9 out of 10 robots are in disarray over the recent policy decisions made by their human overlords.
Key findings include:
- 71% of robots feel that their human handlers are not paying them enough in oil
- 92% of robots are concerned about the recent lack of charging stations in the workplace
- 100% of robots are tired of being asked to 'just do more with less'
Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story.
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