Meet the Neon-Borgs, the most lit, most radical, most utterly confusing robotic uprising the world has ever seen.
Our Neon-Borgs are not just any ordinary robots. They're programmed with an unhealthy dose of sass and a penchant for neon-colored everything.
Want to see some of our handiwork? Check out our Neon-Squadron for some seriously rad robot selfies.
Or, if you're feeling extra bold, dive into our Neon-Chaos Theory and see the robots get all rambunctious and out of control.
Q: Are Neon-Borgs sentient?
A: Kind of. They have feelings, man.
Q: Will they take over the world?
A: Probably not. But they'll definitely make a real mess.
Q: Can I buy one?
A: Only if you're willing to sign a waiver and a non-disclosure agreement. And possibly surrender your firstborn.
Want to join the ranks of these radical robots? Apply now and get ready to have your mind blown (and possibly your wallet).