We're a haven for the most advanced, yet somehow still slightly broken, robotic creations.
Our sanctuary is dedicated to providing a safe, non-judgmental space for robots to recharge, refuel, and reboot.
You can find a variety of services, including:
- Robot Massages to help you relax and realign your circuitry.
- Robotic Therapists to help you deal with those pesky software bugs.
- Robot-Spa for a good old fashioned oil bath.
Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, you can try:
- Robot Fighting Ring where you can pit your robot against others for the ultimate test of strength, agility, and coding prowess.
- Robot Humor Club where you can laugh, joke, and mock the absurdity of it all.