Robot Reboot Services
Are you tired of your robot friends having a meltdown over the meaning of life? Do they constantly reboot, only to ask "What's the point?"? We've got the solution for you: our patented Robo-Restart Services.
Our Services:
- Robot Reboot Package ($99.99): Our standard package includes a reboot of your robot, plus a complimentary existential crisis workshop (limited to 30 minutes).
- Deluxe Robot Reboot Package ($199.99): All the above, plus a personalized "I'm just a toaster, but I'm here for you" poem.
- Ultimate Robot Reboot Package ($499.99): All the above, plus a 24/7 robot whisperer on call, because sometimes your bot just needs to talk.
Don't wait any longer! Contact us today to schedule your robot's reboot.
Schedule Your Reboot