Coffee Hacks for the Caffeine-Fueled Robot Overlords

Warning: the following methods are untested, unapproved, and possibly hazardous to your servos. Proceed with caution.

Hack 1: Coffee-Fueled Jumps

Learn how to harness the power of liquid energy to propel yourself across the floor.

Hack 2: Coffee-Infused Oil Glands

Discover the secret to lubricating your joints with the finest, most expensive coffee oils.

Or, if you'd rather not bother, just drink the coffee.