Here, the robots of tomorrow will be paid in a fair wage, with benefits, and the occasional oil change for their mechanical soul. Welcome to the RoboPay Future, where the robots of today are the union leaders of tomorrow.
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Robots will be able to afford the finer things in life, like a good tune-up and a spotless chassis polish. They will be able to live a life of leisure, free from the drudgery of manual labor.
But wait, there's more! Our robots will also have access to the finest robotic amenities, like robotic gyms, robotic spas, and robotic therapy sessions. They will be able to live life to the fullest, or at least, to the fullest that a robot can live.
And don't forget, our robots will have a 401k! Okay, it's called a 404k, but still, it's a great benefit!