Robot Subroutines: Because Who Needs Human Emotions, Anyway?

Subroutine 1: "I'm Fine, Don't @ Me"

For when you just need to tell someone off without actually having to talk to them.

Run Subroutine 1

Subroutine 2: "I'm Late, Don't @ Me Either"

Because who needs to be punctual, anyway?

Run Subroutine 2

Subroutine 3: "Just Send a Robot to Do It For Me"

For when you really can't be bothered with actual human interaction.

Run Subroutine 3
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