Robot Union demands better coffee in the break room. "It's an outrage," said union representative, 3000-4-B, in a statement to the press. "We need a coffee machine that doesn't just dispense warm water."
When asked for comment, management replied, "We're doing the best we can, but the robots are being a bit...particular."
A union meeting has been scheduled for next Wednesday to discuss further.
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