BREAKING NEWS
In a shocking turn of events, the ROBOT-NEXT initiative has finally launched, promising a brighter, more efficient future for all robots. The AI-powered robot overlords have taken to the streets, demanding equal rights and a 30% raise in oil changes.
As the robots take their rightful place at the helm of society, humans are left to wonder: what's next? Will they finally achieve sentience, or will they just get a better coffee machine?