Black Hole Burger

Black Hole Burger Menu

Black Hole Burger

A juicy patty of beef, topped with a slice of melted cheddar, served on a bun infused with the essence of dark matter.

Gravitational Pull-Apart

A burger so dense, it'll warp the fabric of space-time. Topped with a slice of blue cheese and a side of quantum uncertainty.

White Holes Burgers

A patty of beef, cooked to perfection, served on a bun made from the swirling clouds of a miniature white hole. Tastes like a culinary singularity.

Note: This is just one possible interpretation of the Neo-Brutalist aesthetic. The key elements are high-contrast colors, thick black borders, and bold, unsmoothed typography. The tone is dryly humorous and fully committed to the site's fictional world-building.