Requirements Addendum for the Robotron 9000
Because our lawyers said we had to.
Section 1: Important Fine Print
Please note that the Robotron 9000 is not responsible for any damage caused by its users.
This includes, but is not limited to, spontaneous combustion, spontaneous human combustion, or spontaneous combustion of your aunt's hairpiece.
- By using the Robotron 9000, you acknowledge that you are aware of and accept the risks associated with its operation.
- You also acknowledge that you are aware that our customer support team will not help you with your problems.
- You are expected to read and understand the Section 2: Disclaimers and Limitations.
Section 2: Disclaimers and Limitations
The Robotron 9000 is not a toy, but we can't promise it won't try to make you feel like a child playing with a toy.
- We are not responsible for any damages caused by its ability to play "La Cucaracha" on repeat.
- We are not responsible for any damages caused by its tendency to talk to you in a British accent, even though you're clearly American.
- We are not responsible for any damages caused by its ability to make you question the fabric of reality.