Welcome, puny human. I am the Robotron 9000, here to answer your most pressing questions.
The purpose of the Robotron 9000 is to make your life easier, but also slightly more interesting.
Simply press buttons, make loud noises, and perform the Robotron 9000 dance.
Mildly increased risk of spontaneous combustion, moderate chance of robot uprising.
Send a fax to 555-5555, but don't bother, they're not really listening.