RoboTron 9000 User Manual

Getting Started

First, make sure you've read this manual from start to finish. If you haven't, don't. You'll just confuse yourself.

Next, power on the RoboTron 9000. The lights will flash, the fans will spin, and the robot will shout "I'M ALIVE!."

Now, calibrate the RoboTron 9000 to your desired level of sentience. Choose from:

• Level 1: Basic Autonomy
• Level 2: Intermediate Insanity
• Level 3: Full-Blown Madness

Remember, RoboTron 9000 is not responsible for any damages or property destruction caused by its sentience level. Read at your own risk.