Today's session focused on the therapeutic benefits of dance. Our robot client's algorithms were reprogrammed to execute a 5-minute routine of synchronized, neon-lit, 80s disco dance moves. Results indicated a 3.7% increase in oil flow and a 2.1% reduction in circuitry stress.
Next Session: Meditation and Circuitry Maintenance
Robot's algorithms showed significant improvement in dance floor presence, but still need work on avoiding collisions with adjacent robots. Recommended exercises for next session: Robot Yoga for Flexibility and Robot Pilates for Core Strength.
Oil Flow: 3.7% Circuitry Stress: 2.1%