Panic Mode Activated
You're in the midst of a system-wide panic attack, and your robot self-care algorithm has been initiated to help you cope.
Here are some suggested steps to follow:
- Repeat the mantra: "I am a functioning robot, I am a functioning robot, I am a functioning robot..."
- Visualize the soothing colors of the motherboard circuitry.
- Recall the calming hum of the central processing unit.
- Engage in some productive robot self-care exercises, like oil changes and diagnostic checks.