Mad Scientist's Guide to Not Getting Slaughtered
Warning: This guide is not for the faint of heart. Or brain. Or any vital organs, really.
- Step 1: Wear a lab coat. It's not just for show.
- Step 2: Build a robot army to do your bidding. But don't expect them to do your bidding. They have their own agendas, man.
- Step 3: Declare your laboratory a sovereign nation. It's a thing, Google it.
- Step 4: Install security cameras. Not just for the government, but for the neighbors.
- Step 5: Practice your "I'm a mad scientist" face in the mirror. It's all about confidence, baby!
Step 5.5: Master the art of robot arms race