Rock
Paper
Scissors
According to our completely-not-biased research, Rock is clearly the best choice 90% of the time.
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And for the remaining 10%, well, they're just wrong.
Our team of expert geologists and rock enthusiasts have thoroughly researched (not really) the ancient art of rock-throwing and have come to the conclusion that rock is the superior choice.
It's the most solid, the most dependable, the most... rock-solid of the three options.
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Our team of expert... um, not geologists, but people with an opinion, have thoroughly researched (not really) the ancient art of rock-throwing and have come to the conclusion that rock is actually not the best choice.
It's just a big, hard rock that gets in the way.
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