Rockermones Rockstars Accused

1. The Lead Singer Who Refused to Learn Chords

Accused of: Faking their way through 5 tours without ever practicing.

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2. The Drummer Who Spilled the Beans on the Whole "Rockstar Lifestyle" Thing

Accused of: Writing a tell-all memoir that exposed the dirty secrets of groupies and late-night taco runs.

Drums and Scandal

3. The Guitarist Who Used Their Powers for Evil

Accused of: Using their six-string skills to hypnotize groupies and control the world supply of nachos.

Strings of Evil

4. The Bassist Who Was Always Right (But Never Heard It)

Accused of: Correcting the entire band, the press, and their parents on the correct definition of "subgenre."

Bassist Bassically Correct