Welcome to Rocket Chute, the most unreliable spacecraft in the universe.

Where the odds of survival are 3 to 1 against, and the odds of getting lost in space are 100%.

Our engineers are highly skilled, but our maintenance schedule is a bit... relaxed.

Features:

• Unreliable engines
• Broken oxygen supply system
• Only 3 working toilets
• A crew that's always arguing

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Broken Oxygen Supply System Crew That's Always Arguing Toilet Status