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Zorvathium Safety Guidelines

Welcome to the most thrilling, yet potentially deadly, rocket fuel system in the galaxy!

To ensure you don't blow up in your face (literally), please follow these guidelines:

Pre-Flight Checklist:

1. Ensure your fuel tank is not filled with a mixture of gasoline and moonshine.
2. Wear flame-resistant clothing at all times while operating the rocket.
3. Regularly check for signs of spontaneous combustion in the cockpit.

Emergency Procedures:

1. In case of an engine failure, do not try to fix it with a roll of duct tape.
2. If the rocket is on fire, do not attempt to extinguish it with a fire extinguisher.
3. Simply eject from the cockpit and perform the Zero-Gravity Ejection Protocol.

Additional Safety Tips:

1. Never underestimate the power of Zero-Point-Zero Safety Tips.
2. Keep a Emergency Kit handy at all times.
3. Do not attempt to fly the rocket with a Extra Large Helmet.

Remember, safety is everyone's responsibility! Except for the Rogue Pilots, who have none.