Rapidly Approaching Rocket Fuel Tendencies Therapy
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How many gallons of rocket fuel have you consumed recently?
What's the current temperature of your rocket fuel?
Liquid Nitrogen (100°F)
Supercoolant 3000+
Mega-Flamethrowers
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Emergency Procedures for Severe Rocket Fuel Imbalance