Warning: Do not attempt to retrieve any lost items without proper clearance. Prolonged exposure to rocket fuel can cause severe damage to your skin and sanity.
Recent Finds:
- One slightly used rocket fuel canister (contains 3.4 gallons of high-octane rocket fuel)
- A nearly-new spacesuit with minor burn damage
- A VHS tape of "Space Odyssey: The Musical" (90 minutes long)
If you have any information on the whereabouts of the missing rocket scientist, please contact the authorities.
Or, you know, just take a selfie with a rocket and post it on our Rocket Social Media and we might give you a cookie.