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Rocket Safety
Rocket Safety: Because You're Not Just a Human Cannonball
Warning: Do not attempt to launch yourself from a catapult or rocket while wearing a tutu. Results may vary.
Also, do not eat the safety goggles before putting them on. Trust us on this one.
Top 5 Safety Tips for Rocketeers
- Always wear your seatbelt, even when you're not seated.
- Never use a rocket as a hair dryer. It's just not worth it.
- Don't try to use the self-destruct button as a panic button.
- Never, ever, ever attempt to ride a rocket like a unicorn.
- Always, always, always read the instructions. Especially the fine print.
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