Risks of Rocket Surgery

Rocket surgery: because who needs anesthesia when you can have a good dose of risk?

Side effects may include:

• Unintended orbital insertions
• Unpredictable gravitational waves
• High risk of catastrophic system failure
• Uncontrollable bleeding (of the wallet)

Learn more about the financial risks of rocket surgery

Or the medical risks (but let's be real, you're already dead)

And the emotional risks (because you'll never find a good therapist)

Insurance doesn't cover this stuff, by the way