Rocket Surgery - Robotics

Welcome to Rocket Surgery, where we specialize in robotic repairs that are out of this world!

We're not just any ordinary robot repair shop, we're a team of expert technicians with a passion for all things robotic.

From robotic limbs to rocket propulsion systems, we fix it all!

So, what's your robot's problem? Is its arm loose, its engine sputtering, or its circuits fried?

Contact us today and let our team of robotic experts take a gander at the problem and get your bot fixed and ready for action!

Our rates:

Tinkerin' with your robot's innards for the low, low price of $50 per minute.
Replacein' your robot's entire propulsion system for the low, low price of $5000!

Services:

Robotic Arm Replacement

Robotic Engine Repair

Robotic Surgery

Or, if you're feeling extra fancy, you can opt for our:

Robotic Surgery Upgrade

Don't wait, bring us your broken bot and let us get back to rocketing!

Pet Robot Repair

Because, you know, sometimes your pet robot just needs a little TLC

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