The Unapologetic Truth About Rock 'n' Roll
Rock 'n' Roll: The Ultimate Expression of Unbridled Rebellion.
Or, you know, it's just a bunch of noise, but hey, who needs subtlety when you can have face-melting guitar solos and over-the-top hairdo's?
Here's the truth:
- Rockstars are secretly just accountants with guitars.
- Guitar riffs are just math problems with more strings.
- Concerts are just really loud parties with fewer chairs.
- The real question is, who needs the rest when you can have the whole? Learn more about the logic of rockstaring.
- But don't just take our word for it, see for yourself.
So come for the music, stay for the rants.
Or just leave. We won't judge you.
Disclaimer: We are not actually philosophers, nor are we experts in anything. We just like loud music and worse haircuts.
The End.