ROCKS: The Unofficial Guidelines

Warning: These are not actual guidelines, they are merely a collection of unscientific, untested, and utterly unreliable rock-related rules.

Rule 1: Always assume rocks are sentient. If they seem to be staring at you, it's not just your imagination. They're judging you.

Rule 2: Never trust a rock with a smooth surface. It's probably a government agent or a ninja in disguise.

Rule 3: Always carry a rock in your pocket, but only if it's a small, round, and preferably non-threatening rock. This will protect you from certain dangers, such as being attacked by a pack of wild geese or being asked to attend a meeting.

For more advanced rock-related knowledge, visit our subpage on Advanced Rock Tactics.

For a deeper understanding of rock history, visit our subpage on The Evolution of Rocks.

And for a comprehensive guide on how to use rocks as a weapon, visit our subpage on Rockwielding 101.