Welcome, traveler, to the most absurd, most ridiculous, most utterly preposterous place on the web. Here, the Rocky Mountain Rumble is not just a natural wonder of the world, but a metaphorical vortex of silliness, drawing in the lost souls of the internet.
You've found yourself at the Rocky Road Rumble, a place where the roads go on forever and the traffic is always terrible. Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you could try the Mountain Madness Maze, where the paths are designed to drive you utterly insane.
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