The Clone Risks Index

Warning: the following list contains information about potentially hazardous clone-related phenomena. Reader discretion advised.

High-Risk Clones

• Clone Gone Wrong - When your clone gets a better haircut than you.
• Clone Asthma - When your clone's respiratory system gets the better of you.
• Clone Splatter - When your clone's internal organs start making a mess.

Medium-Risk Clones

• Clone Identity Crisis - When your clone starts to question its own existence.
• Clone Social Anxiety - When your clone starts making small talk with your friends and family.
• Clone-Schizophrenia - When your clone starts talking to itself.

• Prophets' Pants - When your clone becomes an expert on 80s fashion trends.
• Clone Singularity - When your clone becomes so self-aware it starts a podcast.

Stay tuned for more updates, and remember: clones are like onions - they have layers!

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