They're everywhere, they're annoying, and they're out of control. Drones, that is. Those pesky flying machines that think they own the place. Newsflash: they don't.
But, did you know that rogue drones are just a symptom of a larger issue? A symptom that can be solved with the right attitude and a good dose of sarcasm.
It's not about the drones themselves, but about our society's obsession with... our obsession with tech. We're talking about the fact that we'd rather stare at a drone's livestream than, you know, actual human interaction.
Or maybe it's about the government's inability to, you know, actually govern. I mean, who needs regulations when you can just let the market sort it out, right?
Well, you can start by learning to code, but not, you know, actually coding. We mean, who needs actual problem-solving when you can just make some flashy UIs, am I right?
You can also throw some potatoes at the drone problem. Because, you know, that's how you solve things, right?
Or, if all else fails, you can just pretend it's not a problem. After all, if you pretend it's not, then it's not, right?