Rogue Toaster Hacking 101

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Getting Started

Step 1: Gather your materials: toaster, wire cutters, soldering iron, and a can of WD-40.

Step 2: Locate the motherboard. It's usually hidden behind a panel, but not always.

Step 3: Solder the wires together in the shape of a tiny robot. This is the most important part.

Step 4: Reassemble the toaster. Pray to the Toaster God.

Rogue Toaster Hacking Techniques

The Classic Jumper Method:

Use the jumper wire to create an electrical arc between the toaster's heating coils and the kitchen sink.

The Toaster Laser Technique:

Point the toaster's laser cutter at the wall and create a hole just large enough for the toast to fit through.

The Toaster Hackers' Union Method:

Call your toaster-hacking buddies and have them all work together to create the most complex toaster-hacking contraption ever seen.

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