WELCOME TO ROLLERCOASTER-OF-DOOM

WHERE THE LAWS OF PHYSICS ARE BUT A SUGGESTION

AND THE SAFETY GUIDELINES ARE JUST FOR LAUGHTER

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING RIDE MAY CAUSE:

• SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION
• SPINAL DISLOCATION
• INADVERTENTED LAUGHTER

I Don't Ask Me About It, I'll Just Pretend I Never Said That Safety First, Last, and Always