Rolling for It: The Ultimate Subpages of Desperation

Welcome, desperate soul, to the subpages that will ruin your life.

Here, you'll find the most absurd, the most futile, and the most utterly pointless endeavors.

• Rolling for It: Roll 1 - The Quest for Socks
• Rolling for It: Roll 2 - The Hunt for a Decent Wi-Fi Signal
• Rolling for It: Roll 3 - The Search for the Last Roll of Toilet Paper

Or, if you're feeling particularly desperate:

Rolling for It: Roll 4 - The Roll of the Dice of Despair

Or, if you're a glutton for punishment:

Rolling for It: Roll 5 - The Roll of the Dice of Despair... Again